My own dwarf blog
Pluto has been heartlessly stripped, cold-bloodedly downsized, is no planet no more.

Wtf?
Many Very Earnest Men Just Snubbed Unfortunate Ninth Planet.
Precisely.
Fucking up mnemonics just like that, booh!
In solidarity, I declare this blog to be a dwarf blog.
If you don’t like dwarfing around, go elsewhere.